This morning I got on the elevator and right after I hit the button a very attractive girl got on after me. As she got on she quickly scanned the handful of occupants and we caught eyes for a second. It's funny how much can happen in a flash. For an instant I thought, "is she checking me out?". Remember this is right at 8 o'clock, so I wasn't thinking clearly. After realizing that that couldn't be it I became temporarily telepathic and could read her thoughts, and as we locked eyes I could tell she was thinking "I wonder if the fireman that pulled that horribly disfigured burn victim from that house fire was cute."
After the 30th person said, "get a little sun this weekend?" I became annoyed and started telling people it was a new tanning lotion I was trying out, I figured if this guy can get away with it, so can I.
I'm still working on my pose, but I figured if I started spiking my hair it would become more natural looking. Now I just have to make if through the week without cursing at someone, I plan on staying close to my desk for the duration.